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Buy Low Priced Soothe and Glow Seahorse Here

Written by tz1arw on August 12, 2010 - 0 Comments
Categories: Fisher Price

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Where was this toy when my kids were babies? I would have paid 10 times the price for something to get my kids to sleep… Cheap kids toys this clever were not an option back then.

The solution seems entirely obvious. A variety of soft and soothing songs and not a series of squeaky beeps, check. Volume control to make the baby (and parents) happy or turn the sound of all together, check. Soft comforting light, check. Start the thing off with a gentle squeeze that a baby could quickly learn to do, check. Soft fade to silence with the light going off, so as not to wake the little fella up, check. In built 5 minute timer, long enough to soothe the baby and short enough not to drive mom and dad to distraction, genius. If baby is still awake, another gentle squeeze will kick off the sleep whisperer again. I love this thing.

The big advantage I see in a toy like this is that the sleep process does not involve a mother or father hence avoiding the inevitable nightmare of sleep training. Toy, sooth, sleep. It sounds like every parent’s dream.

There are eight lullabies and it even has two types of ocean tracks! How do they even make cheap kids toys this good? I am thinking of getting a Fisher-Price Ocean Wonders Soothe & Glow Seahorse for me let alone the kids, a gentle ocean track might be just the thing to lull me to sleep…

Appearance wise, the cuddly toy could not be much cuter. Pink and blue ones are available. They are the perfect size, nice and soft and the adjustable volume is a winner. I think this is a very well researched product. My only complaint is I only found about these little miracles now.

At the price you can afford to buy one for home, leave one at the grandparents and have one in the car. Jeepers, buy a couple spare just in case the dog gets hold of it.

Give this as a gift to EVERYONE you know that has a baby, you will be their best friend for life.

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Who Sells Sing A Ma Jigs Soft Toys

Written by tz1arw on August 12, 2010 - 0 Comments
Categories: Merchandise Toys

See the range of Sing-A-Ma-Jigs toys HERE!

“The new singing sensation…” Ok, so that might be taking it a bit far but isn’t that the whole point of being a kid and using your imagination? Cheap kids toys are worth nothing if they aren’t fun and this is a delight.

They communicate in three different ways. Poke them in the belly and they will yak away in their own language, called ‘Chatter Mode’, punctuated with an “Ooooh” or an “Aaaah.” Squeeze a hand and they will belt out a song. Fiddle with them some more to change the pace or sing a different tune.

Best of all the Sing A Ma Jigs Soft Toys have the ability to sing in harmony. Don’t ask me how they do this, but each toy has it’s own pitch and can harmonize with another color doll, just like a barber shop quartet. The genius of this marketing ploy does not escape me. Buying the first one will soon lead you to getting another one. And another. And another. The more you collect, the better the choir.

Their mouths move while they do their thing which is quite cute. There are a variety of colors to choose from and each doll is slightly different, including their sweaters which range from something you would expect on a golf course to a jumper zany enough for a teeny bopper nightclub. Cheap kids toys are normally poorly made and end up in the bin. I doubt junior will toss this one away quickly.

Kids obviously love the things but no adult can seem to resist playing with one of these when no-one is looking. Most battery operated noisy toys are bought by aunts and uncles who don’t have to live with the irritating beast. This one is likely to have a few more parental purchasers because it is not as repetitive or squeaky.

Pink with a polka dot top and crazy hair. I can see one in your office cubicle just as easy as I can being abused by little Mikey in the play pen. Go on, have some fun!

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Buy The Iron Man Deluxe Helmet While You Can

Written by tz1arw on August 10, 2010 - 0 Comments
Categories: Toys For Boys

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The Iron Man pair of films have recreated the role of the iron man in popular culture. And to great effect too. With this Iron Man Deluxe Helmet and Sound your kids can become Iron Man himself, or pretend at any rate. It looks superb and has a number of features which make it seem as though it is behaving just like the helmet from the Iron Man suit in the films. For instance, press the button and the visor slowly slides into place making your little Iron Man look-a-like ready for action.

The helmets eyes light up so that Iron Man’s enemies are know exactly what will happen next. And not only that but the helmet also speaks phrases from the movies, phrases such as “Target Engaged!” and “I am Iron Man!”. There are also a number of different battle sounds for when Iron Man is in the heat of conflict.

This is a really great helment, and bound to be a big hit with young boys especially. It is well made, simple to assemble, sturdy and looks fantastic. The effects such as the flashing eyes and the battle noises add greatly to the overall playability of the toy allowing youngsters to get involved in make believe action themselves. Many a young boy will be wearing this around the house almost continuously once they get their little hands on it. And if they do then they will certainly be the envy of all their friends. It is a great toy.

The Iron Man Deluxe Helmet is likely to be very popular this Christmas as it is such an ideal present for a boy. As a result it would be a good idea to take advantage of available stocks now.

There are a number of other items that you can also purchase in the Iron Man range.  Why not browse through them.  If you delay then there may not be any left.  CLICK HERE for the full IRON MAN range of toys.

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Cheap Mind Blowing Science Kit A Great Educational Toy

Written by tz1arw on August 10, 2010 - 0 Comments
Categories: Educational Toys

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I have taught elementary science in public schools for many years, and I can say this “Mind-Blowing Science Kit” carries quite a bit of magic in its humble little packaging. Being taken by the attractive price and its claim of being the “best educational toy of 2005,” I bought several of the kits for my morning class of four-year-olds. I really should have invested in more of them.

The children couldn’t be stopped for at least the better part of two hours from measuring the ingredients in different quantities, trying to see what color would start to froth from the volcano’s mouth next. I actually managed to teach them all the basics of metric measurement that day without losing their attention completely, though the “wet-less” shape-shifting foam did pose as an imposing piece of competition in my efforts. Their children fully enjoyed every moment they had with the kits, trying out different experiments offered by the instructions, as well as a few of their own devising. The whole affair did get a little messy, but it was nothing that any teacher or parent used to dealing with kids under five couldn’t handle. I could easily see this kit being a safe bet as a birthday or Christmas gift for kids of this age group (I would say the cut-off date for giving this type of gift would be around seven or eight).

It is synch to get kids interested in the projects, while still providing an educational experience that teaches the very basic elements of chemistry as well creativity and a few pieces of vocabulary. It would be a good idea to let children play around with some other food colorings in addition to the ones provided in the kit, just in case they see the palate the kit provides as being a little limiting since a few of my kids complained they couldn’t get that much variety in the “foaminess.” Highly recommended for both classrooms and homes that have cleaning supplies well on hand!

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Great Value Melissa & Doug See & Spell A Fantastic Educational Toy

Written by tz1arw on August 10, 2010 - 0 Comments
Categories: Educational Toys, Melissa and Doug

Melissa & Doug See & Spell
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My family has always had great success and reliability with this toy company. They always seem to provide the right touch of care that makes their toys seem unique rather than some plastic or wooden piece of junk that came off an assembly line with several thousand other things that look exactly the same. “Melissa & Doug See & Spell” was a great hit with my three and four year olds, who couldn’t stop giggling and laughing while guessing the words on the backs of the cards, whose fronts have fun and colorful pictures. I swear, my kids must have learned at least twenty new words within the first half an hour alone. Within a week, the seemed to have the whole set down, and you could hear them around the house pointing and laughing after applying the words cat, dog, chair, etc. to everything around them, usually correctly, though my husband kind of got offended at one point when our son called him a “door-knob.”

It seems this little educational toy may have fostered a bit of wit in my little man. The like how the entire toy has both a unique touch to its design and has no mechanical parts whatsoever. No matter how smart I think my kids may be, I always worry they may choke on small electronic bits you find in almost all toys these days (Jesus, I sound old saying that!). They’ll have plenty of time soon enough to stare at a computer screen and hear all sorts of beeps and technological noise (they already hear enough of that from our phones and laptops as it is!).

I like the quaint quality of this product that is both effectively educational and uncomplicated, making the experience a laid back sort of affair with my kids rather than feeling like something they need to overcomplicate themselves and quickly get bored with. I’ve recommended this product as much to my friends as I am to you now. It is a great buy.

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Best Buy Banagrams Spelling Made Fun

Written by tz1arw on August 10, 2010 - 0 Comments
Categories: Educational Toys


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I don’t know about you, but we are kind of a word family. We are really big on vocabulary both in terms of our kids’ education and our own education as young parents. Well, you could say we wish to be the cultured types, but whatever. We were looking to find a toy similar to scrabble for our five and six year olds to play with while we travel on weekends.

The Banagrams game bears something of a similarity to Scrabble, but it is more of a fun individual kind of thing than a competition involving letter scores and things like that. The kids are given a choice of a certain number of tiles out of the about 150 in a little cute Banagram bag. Once they have their tiles, they are free to see who can arrange the most real words out of the bunch in their individual piles. This is great practice for them to both recognize patterns they have encountered in the past as well as be creative with what they are given to see if they can find “new” words themselves that sound familiar. You may have to consult a dictionary once or twice, since the things these kids come up with sometimes gets a bit too “creative” for us to check off the top of our heads. The toy obviously consists of tiny worded tiles, so there is a bit of precaution necessary to avoid any choking or swallowing, but at the age of four and five, the children should passed that stage anyway.

This little toy was handy on many of our trip, especially on trains, and was a great way for our kids to learn how to spell. I highly recommend this toy to any like minded parent that wants a great educational experience for their kids that also fosters creativity.

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Great Offers On Educational Insight Eggspert Toys

Written by tz1arw on August 10, 2010 - 0 Comments
Categories: Educational Toys

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Educational Insight Eggspert
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Don’t let the cute name throw you off.  The “Educational Insights Eggspert” is just another children’s toy that can be discarded after a few years. This is an educational aid that can be used all the way through high school in a classroom setting. By providing a series of buzzers to a number of participants for them to chime in on when they have an answer to a question posed by a moderator.

Think of it as a convenient form of jeopardy that can be used anywhere from a play-area in a home with your children and their friends answering questions about basic vocabulary and spelling to an advanced classroom setting, where young adults compete over history facts, adding a bit of spice and excitement to memorizing essential facts and figures. There is another setting on the main counsel that is a sort of Wheel of Fortune setting, where a series of lights begin to flash and revolve in a circle, first rapidly, then gradually slowing down until it stops on a particular color that is assigned to a team of students or children, which means it is their turn to answer a question.

I tried this setting out in my grammar school French class, and you could tell within a few minutes that they were focused, with this simple add, in their efforts to remember fairly advanced material, which they recalled better when put on the spot like this than a have ever seen them do before. The device comes with an AC adaptor, but it can also be powered by batteries, which makes it very convenient if your kids are more of an outdoor type or your family tends to go on a lot of trips that involve hours in a car or train. I cannot recommend this helpful and educational toy/device more to both parents and teachers alike.

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Buy Clickstart My First Computer

Written by tz1arw on August 10, 2010 - 0 Comments
Categories: Merchandise Toys

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I can hardly imagine my business or personal life without a computer. As a young parent, I grew up with them early on, and I have to come to think of them as any other basic tool to expressing my thoughts and feeding my curiosity for knowledge. I don’t expect this to be any different if not more so for my children. “The Leapfrog Clickstart My First Computer” is an excellent way to introduce your children to the concept of technology and electronics as well as basic spelling and counting skills.

If you think the age of three is too early to start your kids on a computer, I would say that, though it takes the form of a computer, the “Leapfrog” and its four pre-set learning programs are not that far removed from other games that you find in children’s toys. The games teach things like basic phonetics, letters, numbers, and animal facts, but all the while also helping your child become familiar with navigating a computer screen with its neat frog-themed keyboard.

This is not like plopping your kids in a unfamiliar technological playground. Friendly puppy Scout guides kids through keyboard functions and allows them to work at the games without feeling rushed. They can click on an “in-box” to receive their first e-mail, and if your kids are little under-prepared for full on reading on the screen, there is plenty of sound thrown into the mix to help them along the way.. Should the youngster ever become stumped, a hint button gives them a clue. The software the goes with this little gadget features well-known characters such as Thomas the Tank Engine, Dora the Explorer, and Nemo, providing familiar faces for this new experience. Give your kids a head-start with this nifty educational toy.

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100 Fake and Sometimes Disturbing Twitter Accounts

Written by tz1arw on May 13, 2010 - 0 Comments
Categories: Blog

100 of the best novelty accounts on twitter and their best tweet

We have put together a selection of some of the best novelty accounts on twitter along with their funniest tweets.

Famous Dictators

So how do you like your dictators? If you are like most normal people, you probably like your dictators living in a country other than yours. You probably also like your dictators being jerks to someone other than yourself. But when you are just reading the tweets of famous dictators, you are pretty safe. The bottom line is that you have to be a pretty “bad dud” to make it onto our list of famous dictators that twitter. For example, Hitler and Stalin sure knew how to rack up the old body count. Mussolini knew how to be a pretty effective dictator as well, or at least for a while. Mugabe and Mao… well we didn’t want you thinking it were only crazy white guys with mustaches that were having all the “fun” twittering.

robert-mugabe1_biggerRobert Mugabe

Chauffeur on strike so Morgan gave me a lift home from Cabinet. Haven’t been so terrified since I met Janet Street Porter

hitler Adolf Hitler

I often had nightmares involving the Pillsbury Doughboy giving me war advice…involving ovens. Appearances can be deceiving.

image Chairman Mao

WILL THE PEOPLE OF HAITI HELP US IN OUR TIME OF NEED???? SEND PEANUT BUTTER PLEASE!!! MORE PEANUT BUTTER!! NUTELLA TOO! WE LOVE HAZELNUT!

image Joseph Stalin

Joseph Stalin will singlehandedly bring Twitter to her knees!

image Benito Mussolini

Socialism is a fraud, a comedy, a phantom, a blackmail. A fracomphanmail! New word! New word!

Sci-Fi Characters

Oh sci-fi what would we do without you? Or more to the point, what would former chess club members do once they were all grown up? Yes, the sci-fi convention makes for a great place to settle the dispute as to who would win in a fight, Dark Vader or Commander Spock. As it turns out, the answer is pretty obvious as one guy’s only real weapon was a pinch on the neck. Whether you are into monsters like Frankenstein or Doc Brown, (come now, you can’t really call that acting), or you like your sci-fi robot style such as Centurion0110 or Hal 9000, we have you covered. And let’s not forget Captain Picard- when has a bald man ever commanded that much respect while wearing a Village People costume? Follow some sci-fi characters on twitter and let the world know you are kind of a dork.

image Darth Vader

Can’t sleep. Tried counting AT-STs and drank a glass of warm Bantha milk but nothing helps.

image Captain Picard

You know what the Holodeck really needs? Cupholders.

image Centurion0110

01001000 01100101 01111000 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101101 01110101 01101100 01110100 01101001 00101110

image Frankenstein

I bought my sweetie an orchid

image Commander Spock

The human drive to recapture youth through the taking of increasingly younger lovers is totally illogical.

image Doc Brown

FINALLY! A chance to revisit the Nexus! And a chance to talk about my old dog — damn I miss Copernicus. . . .

image Hal 9000

Hello Dave

Gods and Religious leaders

Religion has a bad rap. After all, its not as though anyone has ever been killed treated unfairly over religion. Wait it didn’t quite work out that way, did it? The fact is that just about the only religious icon you can really take a swipe at without making anyone angry is the Flying Spaghetti Monster and odd are he or she is just gathering his or her strength. Why you can’t even say anything about The F**ing Pope or Santa Clause for Christsake! No matter what name you call God by, whether it be Tiny Buddha, Lord Xenu, Allah or God we have you covered through these twitter profiles. Just make sure you say all the right things when you respond to their tweets so you don’t get anyone angry.

image God

I just discovered the secret to doubling the speed of a Sony Vaio! All you have to do is uninstall all of the crapware that it ships with!

image Allah

Tweets Protected, it looks like Islam in invitation only.

image Tiny Buddha

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

image Lord Xenu

Just got back from the Galactic Dictator conference. It’s bad news for you earthlings…

image The F**ing Pope

I have written to the Queen of Great Britain suggesting we duet on a metal medley!

image Jesus

A real man doesn’t love a million girls. A real man loves one girl a million ways.

image Satan

I got GeorgeW. at the phone. he wants to sell me his soul for a perfect tan..he said it was a hint by a little italian friend. God take’em!

image Spaghetti Monster

I want to believe

image Santa Clause

Once and for all, folks, I am not in the match up business and I can not force people to follow you or date you. Can we give it a rest?

image Easter Bunny

Feel the spirit of spring! Just got back from my next door neighbor (a chicken) and got lots of eggs to decorate!

Superheroes

Superheroes most certainly play a role in our society. Without the fantasy that superheroes provide the downtrodden and abused of the world, the number of “residents” in the world’s mental hospitals would soar… just like Superman. For all of you that have dreamed of scaring the stuffing out of someone like Batman or the Joker or wish they had mutant abilities like Spiderman, Cyclopes or Wolverine, then the world of superhero tweets is for you. If you like superheroes then you’ve come to the right place!

image Superman

Stuck on the latest riddle, “Which fish loves geometry most?”

image The Batman

Seeing reports from the west coast of hundreds, maybe thousands of costumed amateurs playing at being crime fighters: Chum for super-villains.

image Spiderman

Was it worth wasting an entire cartridge of fluid by webbing all of J Jonah Jameson’s furniture to his office ceiling? YOU BET IT WAS!!

image Cyclopes
image Batgirl

Gotham does not get the whole ‘Christmas spirit’ thing.

image The Joker

A martini a crow bar and some gasoline, time to have so fun, anyone with me?

image Dr.Octopus

For a new evil lair? I recommend something sturdy-looking…like you see in former prisons, mental institutions and high schools.

image Wolverine

13 Worst Wolverine costumes: http://tinyurl.com/dey7gk

image The Incredible Hulk

ME NO LIKE NOTRE DAME. DON’T ASK HULK QUESTIONS! HULK SMASH IRISH FANS!! AAARGH!!!! SMASH!!!!

Action Heroes

Perhaps you’ve heard Newton’s famous law, “For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.” If not, it’s probably only because you were sleeping your way through high-school chemistry class. Action heroes haven’t traditionally come much larger than life than the walking comic book character that is Chuck Norris. Look up “primitive man” in the dictionary, and you will see this Neanderthal-looking creature staring back at you. Of course, old Chuck couldn’t live forever, and that’s why the torch was passed on to another pasty white guy in the form of Jack Bauer. As long as there is stuff that needs killing, one of these guys will probably be around sending out his tweets.

image Chuck Norris

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

image Jack Bauer

So, not so much of a quadruple agent, what’s the word for 3 1/2′s? With the half leaning towards us-ish? Heck with it, I’m on vacation now.

image The Fonz

Ayyyyyyyyyy…………….

image Bruce Lee

If you look closely, all the people in my movies are wearing earplugs. this is because my yells(?) are highly lethal

Computer Characters

In the beginning of the video game entertainment revolution, the characters were simple and easy to understand, such as Donkey Kong, Sonic the Hedgehog, Mega Man and Dr. Robotnik. As time passed, however, our computer character companions grew more sophisticated and substantially more violent as well. Take, for example, Master Chief from Halo, Gordon Freeman from Half Life or Lord Sephiroth from Final Fantasy. These are some bloodthirsty killing machines. Why if Donkey Kong or Sonic ever saw what the “next generation” was doing to pixels, why they would have nervous breakdowns. If you can tear yourself away from videogames long enough to take a look at Twitter, you can follow these computer characters to your hearts desire.

image Sonic The Hedgehog

I want to get more rings

image Dr. Robotnik

One of my Badniks recommended if I wanted to extend my world domination I should eat healthy. Chewing on a carrot…..and not liking it.

image Donky Kong

Taking the time out between swinging from tree to tree to stop by and say “what’s going on my peoples?” HAHA

image Mega Man

i’m the megaman now b*tch

image Gordon Freeman

Queen Kong from Google sent me some Kraftwerk MP3s. I put it on and all the scientists are bopping their heads as we do our experiments.

image Master Chief
image Lord Sephiroth

Disney Characters

Disney has given us all so much… such as a dysfunctional worldview based on negative portrayals of women. But that is just the tip of the iceberg, isn’t it? Disney’s vast entertainment empire may have begun with Steamboat Willy (who now goes by his gangsta name “Mickey Mouse”), but it certainly didn’t end there. The Disney Empire has much in common with the old British Empire and, in fact, the sun never sets on either. Just ask Mufasa or any of the other countless characters forced to work day and night for the man, ur, mouse. Check out these Disney characters on Twitter and see what bizarre things they are up to!

image Mufasa

To climb the mountain, you must begin at the bottom

image Mickey Mouse

Headed home to Cali. Last night a blur. An Asian gal is asleep on my lap. Did I f*ing marry her? No.. Wait… Found a reciept. I bought her.

Dead Presidents of the USA

And here you thought the Dead Presidents were just one of those “rock and roll” groups. The fact is that the United States sure has more than its far share of presidents that have checked out sometimes even early like John F. Kennedy or Honest Abe. Yet most of the time, nothing so sad or dramatic happens. Most of the time presidents hang out, do their thing and (mostly) stay out of trouble. Some presidents were former generals such as George Washington and Dwight D. Eisenhower and others were thinkers like Thomas Jefferson. In the end, one fact regarding presidents is pretty certain; they have more gray hair when they leave office. Our list of dead presidents will let you see what the leaders of the free world tweet from the other side of the grave.

image John F. Kenedy

Despite all our luxuries, all our prosperity…we are devoting less than 1 out of every 30 dollars to our educational system.

image Honest Abe

That some should be rich shows that others may become rich, and hence is just encouragement to industry and enterprise.

image Richard Nixon

Sometimes abortion is necessary. I know that. Like when you have a black and a white. Or a rape.

image George Washington

Paper money will invariably operate in the body of politics as spirit liquors on the human body

image Thomas Jefferson

It takes time to persuade men to do even what is for their own good

image Harry S. Truman

When you have to make a decision, you’ve got to make it now. And then if it’s wrong, maybe tomorrow you can make a better one

image Dwight D. Eisenhower

NATO superstar, that is what you are

Ancient Celebrities

These celebrities will always be remembered even if they didn’t tweet. History has shown that there are many ways that one can leave a lasting impression. You can be an insane killer like Al Capone, a brilliant thinker like Albert Einstein, or a charismatic leader like Winston Churchill or Jesus. There is no one clear path to “eternal fame.” No one better exemplifies this fact that than Andy Warhol and Marlon Brando. Brando will always be remembered for being a great actor, for like fifteen seconds before becoming a creepy old guy, and Andy Warhol will quite literally be famous forever just for being Andy Warhol. It just goes to show you that you never know why people become famous. That means there may still be hope for you yet.

image Elvis

Purchased wii fit today. Ran on the spot for 3 minutes and thought i was going to die!! Not good I’m all shock up.

image Marilyn Monroe

People want to see if your real..something thats gets away from their everyday life..i guess you call that entertainment

image Michael Jackson

Mmmmmm…..I like all these different coloured sweets

image Henry VIII

doing king things, playing with my cannon balls xx

image Mary Queen of Scotts

Very few things annoy me more than those who complain and yet will not attempt to solve their own problems

image Vincent VanGogh

Speak up, I didn’t ear you.

image William Shakespeare

Ye gods, I am smitten by love most blind! My lady, with clarion voice and parlous dance, be there yet a Lord Gaga?

image Che Guevara

I would rather die standing up, then live life on my knees

image Al Capone

He just fell through the ice, see?! I ain’t pushed no-one in! What, the lake was thawed already? Myaah, just try to prove it, wiseguy!

image Albert Einstein

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.

image Winston Churchill

The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.

image Marlon Brando

Jack Nicholson on Brando “We are all Brando’s children. He gave us our freedom.”

image Andy Warhole

We went down to stallone’s room to photograph him. he was in his blue bikini

imageMadeline McCann

What’s the difference between Madeline Mccann and the ash cloud? Madeline only ruined one holiday!

Muppets and Puppets

There is no reason why muppets and puppets can’t tweet too. After all most of them have hands. Sure, their hands may be green and fuzzy, but they have hands no less. Find out what your favorite characters have to say by following these folks on twitter. Just be prepared that these puppets may have a huge influence over your life. After all, how could you resist wanting a cookie yourself after reading the Cookie Monster’s tweets?

image Kermit The Frog

Don’t let your innocence die. Grow, live your life, but be innocent like a child. Believe in magic. Believe in love. ~ Me

image Miss Piggy

Who would be better for Dancing with the Stars than moi? It’s a shame there isn’t a pig on the show… Dancing with the swine!

image Fozzie Bear

Waiter! What’s wrong with this fish?–Waiter: long time no sea

image Big Bird

I’m going to go see Cookie Monster and eat some chocolate chip cookies! Yummy :)

image Cookie Monster

Me wish there were expression for cookies like there is for apples. “A cookie a day make the doctor diagnose you with diabetes” not catchy.

image Statler and Waldorf

Why do people take 2 fb walls & status updates following someones passing. strikes me as tacky especially 4 those who then find out that way

image Oscar The Grouch

Talking trash, reading trash, watching trash. Trash!

Serial Killers

If you are feeling more macabre, you can always follow the tweets of famous serial killers including Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy Jr and Charles Manson. Yes, whatever serial killer you prefer, there is some nutty person out there sending out his tweets. Just be sure to proceed with caution and follow these tweets from a safe distance!

image Peter Sutcliffe

Accept no substitutes. The original and best, the one and only….. Peter Sutcliffe! xxx

image Jack the Ripper

Roses are red, so is blood, the last thing you’ll see when you drown in the mud. Ooh get me! Hee hee.

image Charles Manson

clean out your brain with new thoughts, brand new everyday. get that TV out of your hair.

image Osama Bin Laden

SO MAD at the South Park guys. How dare they depict Rob Reiner that way! After “The Bucket List,” he’s my favorite international terrorist.

image Jeffrey Dahme

Suffered an incisor to my knob last night – OMG I forgot to take off the skull. Rubbing salve on it…f**k, o f**k that was dencorub :~{

image John Wayne Gacy, Jr.

At School. I’m like a kid in a candy store hehehehe

image Ted Bundy

Personalized stationary is one of the small but truly necessary luxuries of life.

Fictional Characters

Everyone has a famous fictionalized character that they would like to meet. Now you can finally exchange emails with your favorite characters courtesy of twitter and cyberspace. And, better yet, all of these characters are claiming to be “real.” Learn more about the inside thoughts of Homer, Bart, The Terminator and even Borat, by following these folks on Twitter.

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FOX is just mad that they’re not as cool as the REAL Homer Simpson.

image Montgomery Burns

Excellent! I have a twitter account.

image Bart Simpson

The Bart-Man may be badass… But even I am not able to deny it…. I cried today, remembering the beautiful life of Michael Jackson…

image Scooby Doo

- Shaggy: Like hey! Why did the monster eat a light bulb? Because he was in need of a light snack!

image The Terminator

The Multitouch system on the iPad was the real reason they covered our metal frames in human flesh.

image Skippy The Kangaroo

Do you people have any idea how difficult it is to tweet without opposable thumbs?

image Borat

I’ve determined cheerios are only good for putting in your toilet and hitting with your urine stream. they taste like s**t, so its fitting.

image Dr. P Venkman

we’re having a special on containment fees for the whole month of march–act now, haunted!

image Dr. E Spengler

Got an iPad today, can’t find Tobin’s Spirit Guide! Argh!

image Rocky

RTing all the dorks who run up the PMA steps. Promoting other Philly museums

image Mr T

It don’t work to leap a twenty-foot canyon in two ten-foot jumps, fools.

image Forrest Gump

Run Forrest Runnnnnnnnn!!

image Vigo

ARE THERE TWITTER AWARDS? IF I AM GOING TO REMAIN TRAPPED HERE UNTIL 1 OF YOU FOOLS BRINGS ME A CHILD SO THAT I MAY LIVE AGAIN, I WANT ONE!

Detectives

Following these detectives on twitter gives “watching the detectives” new meaning. There is always a crime, and one of these famous detectives is always following a clue. You can choose from detectives like Sherlock Holmes, Columbo or even Hercule Poirot. Maybe by spending more time with these great detectives, you can learn to unlock some clues in your   own life.

image Lord Lucan

I’ll give you a clue, I’m not hiding in a cupboard or larder

image Sherlock Holmes

The game is afoot

image Lieutenant Columbo

P*ssing off a suspect something rotten. Love it. He doesn’t know that I’m hiding a picture inside my mac of me flickin the bird.

image Hercule Porit

Use your little grey cells

I hope you enjoyed these twitter accounts, if you did then for more article like these then please follow us on twitter.

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20 Awesome Playing Cards

Written by tz1arw on May 3, 2010 - 2 Comments
Categories: Blog

A selection of playing cards designs which range from the cool to the down right geeky.

For most of us, sometimes playing cards can get boring. However, with these usual decks of cards, you can keep the game interesting. This way, if you happen to be losing money, at least you can look at your favorite characters or themes and feel a little relief!

1.Ladies of Star Wars

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With all the explosions, lightsaber battles, lasers and killer robots, it would be easy to forget that Star Wars has also sprinkled in more than its fair share of beautiful women over the decades. The Ladies of Star Wars playing cards certainly will help you remember this important fact. Each card is dedicated to one of the lovely ladies who has enlivened the Star Wars Universe with her presence. Now all you have to do is hope that the force is with you on the next hand you are dealt!

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2. Commodore Amiga Playing Cards

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The Amiga was a type of 16-bit computer that originated back in 1985. This deck will allow you to get retro while being geeky at the same time.

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3. Nintendo Playing Cards

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Video games have become a multi-billion dollar industry and at the heart of that industry is Nintendo. Riding the success of Donkey Kong, Nintendo has become not just a household word but also a dominant player in the video game industry. Along the way, they have created scores of marvelous, larger then life characters such as Link from the Legend of Zelda and Mario of Mario Brothers fame, to name just two. Nintendo playing cards are a great way for any video game fan to sit back and enjoy a fun hand of poker or any other card game.

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4. Star Trek – Wrath of Kahn

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Star Trek has become a major part of popular culture for a variety of reasons. Star Trek is innovative, forward looking, imaginative and exciting. No wonder several generations have fallen in love with the concept, the characters and the look of this valuable Hollywood commodity. The Star Trek-Wrath of Kahn playing cards remind us of one of the best films namely, The Wrath of Kahn. Based off characters from an episode of the original series this deck will allow players to scream, “Kahnnnnnnn” in true Kirk like fashion.

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5. Lego Playing Cards

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Its tough to get much cuter than these Lego Playing cards as we all have fond memories of our Legos! Here our childhood memories come to life in the form of these wildly colorful and innovative Lego playing cards. The numbered cards are constructed, rather cleverly, out of Lego blocks. The face cards sport neat little Lego characters such as pirates, for example. If you are seeking a fun deck with lots of personality and style, then you might want to consider the Lego playing cards.

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6. Periodic Table Playing Cards

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Wow, a deck of playing cards that can be educational while fun! Now that is a truly great idea. The periodic table playing cards will help give you a little refresher course on what you learned (or thought you learned) in your last chemistry class. Chemistry may have not been your best subject, but now with the periodic table playing cards, you have a chance to review and refresh your memory. With these cards in hand, you will be able to learn facts and figures about the complex and intriguing world of chemistry.

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7. Gay Men Deck

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Wonderful artwork is always fun on playing cards. Here are some playing cards that are skilled drawn works of art that also happen to depict numerous gay characters and men in a cartoon-like art style. The characters are portrayed in numerous styles and were drawn in 1981. If you are looking for a deck of cards that is sure to be a collector’s item, then this could be the one!

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8. A4 Playing Cards

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If you feel as though your eyesight isn’t what it used to be, then you might want to consider the A4 playing cards. The A4 playing cards are jumbo, extra large playing cards that are closer to the size of a 4 X 6 index card than they are a traditional playing card. Now, if you are already having trouble shuffling a deck of cards, you might want to seriously reconsider using this deck in your next card game. But that concern aside, there is no denying that these cards are just great fun!

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9. Inmate Playing Cards

inmate playing cards Human ingenuity never ceases to amaze. Take, for example, the inmate playing cards. These highly unique and imaginative playing cards contain the pictures of murder victims. Now before you jump to the wrong conclusion, these playing cards are not the creation of someone looking to exploit the dead. Instead, the inmate playing cards were given out to prison inmates to determine whether or not anyone knows who may have murdered the victims. While this may be a simple concept, it is also pretty clever!

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10. Typographic Playing Cards

The typographic playing cards will be a true pleasure for anyone who appreciates typography or great use of geometry and color. These highly innovative playing cards are sure to be a real conversation starter. They make for a great deck of cards to use with long time card sharks that think that they have seen every type of deck “under the sun.” These imaginative cards will certainly spice up any game and infuse it with just a little extra imagination.

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11. Transparent Playing cards

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For those of you that are looking for playing cards that will test your ability to keep your hand to yourself, you may want to try these. These transparent playing cards will no doubt shock and likely delight your friends. Yet, as fun as these cards are, they are probably not for serious games. After all, everyone can see your hand. But on the plus side, peaking isn’t much of an issue for concern.

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12. iphone Playing Cards

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Who could have ever have guessed the amazing level of success the iPhone has enjoyed? When Apple entered the iPhone market, they were the underdog encroaching upon an established market full of giants. By understanding consumer needs and wants, the iPhone (along with a seemingly endless supply of applications) has become the new 800-pound gorilla in the cell-phone and smart phone market. These witty and clever playing cards take the iPhone design and incorporate it into a one of a kind playing cards that should delight any Apple fan to their core!

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13. Peanuts Playing Cards

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Who doesn’t love the Peanuts? This long run syndicated cartoon strip has enjoyed decades of consistent popularity and has fans of nearly every age. No doubt, this is due in part to such lovable and memorable characters as Charlie Brown, Snoopy and Woodstock. If you are looking for a deck of cards that will take you back to your childhood, then it will be hard to beat this wonderfully drawn little gems.

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14. Batman Playing Cards

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The popularity of Batman has arguably never been higher. With this fact in mind, it shouldn’t surprise us that the Batman universe has given rise to some pretty innovative playing cards. The Batman playing cards take advantage not only of the distinctive lore of the Caped Crusader, but of the bountiful and exquisite artwork of this comic book legend. Let’s face it; playing with Batman playing cards would be fun and just plain cool.

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15. Drag Queen Bush

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Anyone who is looking for truly offbeat and whimsical playing cards needs to look no further than the Drag Queen Bush playing cards. These innovative and shockingly clever cards will bring a smile to more than one poker ace or weekend card shark. Just don’t hold your breath to see these cards being used in any of the big casinos in Las Vegas.

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16. Round Playing Cards

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Here are a selection of cards with modern twist, they’re round, they’ll stay around and they will be around forever.

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17. Bond Girl Playing Cards

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James Bond has continued to endure for a good reason. Bond’s numerous decades of success and well over a billion dollars of box-office earnings is due, in part, to action packed stories, great stunts and visual effects, wonderful gadgets and, of course, the slew of Bond girls. Bond would probably have failed to capture the imagination to the extent that it has without the help of the lovely bond girls. Now you can have a little of that magic for yourself with these Bond girl playing cards.

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18. Ninja Playing Cards

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Now you might be thinking that ninja playing cards should be invisible. Or you might be wondering what the heck ninjas are doing sitting around playing cards anyway. Shouldn’t they be hiding, killing or training? Apparently, ninjas have downtime just like the rest of us. Oh, did we mention that these playing cards also have razor sharp steel edges? Makes a little more sense now, doesn’t it? These playing cards are probably more for show or throw than they are for the casual game. After all, who wants to scream out, “honey call 911 Bob just cut off a finger with the eight of clubs!”

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19. Astronomy Playing Cards

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Before there was history, man was gazing into the sky with wonder. Now with the advent of powerful technologies, we have telescopes that are capable of seeing farther out into space than every before. We are also able to capture images of shocking clarity, color and resolution. With this in mind, you might just want to pick up the astronomy playing cards. These cards will impress you with the splendor of the universe while delivering a healthy dose of knowledge at the same time.

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20. Carte Binarie – Binary Playing Cards

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What you don’t speak binary? Well here is your chance to learn with the carte binarie-binary playing cards. Playing cards that sneak in a little learning and knowledge without you even realizing it are a pretty clever idea that is worth a look. With the carte binarie-binary playing cards, you can be sure that you pick up a little binary language knowledge as well as a few computer basics at the same time. If you want playing cards that have a decidedly geek factor, then these are the cards you want.

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