I suggest you don’t let your dog go anywhere near these 15 strange toys.
1. Dog Sex Toy
Ever been really embarrassed by your dog humping legs of friends, guests, your pastor or worse yet, your boss? Provide Bowzer his very own sex toy, Hotdoll. Shapped like a real dog, your sexually frustrated pet can relieve himself to his heart’s content without producing unwanted pups. I would suggest you keep it in the back room when guests are present since it can be a rather graphic show!
Speaking of doggie sex toys, the DoggieLoveDoll goes a step much further. Not only doggie-shaped, it has a real opening for your dog’s relief. Great for dogs left alone for hours while your work or play, but isn’t a great chew toy better? This just seems a little too kinky.
2. Poo Stick For Your Dog?
If your four-legged pal brings back prized poops for you to see ““ or worse yet, consumes them, give him a toy that looks like the real thing. Sort of a South Park inspired Mr. Hankey for dogs, this squeaky toy comes packaged poking its somewhat cute head from a toilet seat. Thankfully, the smell wasn’t included!
3. Jewish Dog Toy
This stuff bear features a Jewish star on its chest. I’m not sure how your Jewish friends, especially those who suffered through the Holocaust years, may feel if they see it being ripped to shreds, however.
4. Doggie Treadmill
Dogs need walks ““ lots of walks. Some people are allergic to outdoors and some are too busy to walk when Bowzer needs the exercise. Well, you’ll love the Dog Walker treadmill. Leash him on the treadmill and let him walk. You can set various workout mix patterns even. It’s $123 and it won’t solve the need to walk Bowzer when it’s time to go poop; in fact, it may cause your carpet to suffer when he ends up going on your best rug.
5. Remote Fetch Toy
Every dog loves to chase balls and it is great exercise, even though it can become an annoying obsession when the dog wants you tossing balls 24/7. After all, you do have a life besides ball throwing. Remotely trigger this ball tossing toy at intervals of 7 to 15 seconds and this $120 will do the tossing for you. Consider it like investing in a doggie video game.
6. Michael Vick Dog Chew Toy
Michael Vick of the Atlanta Falcons was busted for dogfighting, making him a rather unloved figure for those who truly love doggies. He got in a pile of trouble for running a kennel of fighting pit bulls and, worse yet, torturing those that didn’t do well by horrible means. Well, let your pooch express his or her feelings about this very bad and very illegal practice: buy the Michael Vick dog chew toy and revenge is easy for your canine pal. Not only can your dog extract its revenge but $10.99 of each sale proceed goes directly to animal rights charities to try to prevent other such abuses. Maybe it’s a bizarre toy, but the intentions are great.
7. USB Dog Tag Chew Toy
Holding 512MB of data, this USB drive attaches data onto your canine’s collar. If your pet gets lost, whoever finds him or her will know things like its diet, medical issues, how to locate you and return the dog. Well, for decades an engraved tag or slip of paper in the collar has worked just fine, but if you love techie stuff, this will appeal to you. Just hope whoever locates your dog is also a techie.
8. Dog Biscuit Launcher
Frolic SnackShotz Treat Launcher is a great way to play fetch with your pooch if are the passive type. Load it up with Disco Flying Dog Treats into this pistol-like device, pull the trigger, and the treat is fired into the air. In fact, the treats travel up to 12 feet, making your canine go crazy running after this fast-moving tasty treats.
9. Bullet Proof Dog Toy
Tug-a-Jug is crafted from bullet-proof materials. It’s not because anyone is expected to use firearms against your pooch’s toys, but simply to make it really hard for your dog to get to the treats inside. The dog can see, hear, even smell the treats but it takes a lot of work to get to them, allowing your dog to “dog” this toy a lot to achieve the goal. Pretty strange if you ask me. But it may keep your toy-shredding pooch amused.
10. Tennis Ball Dog Launcher
It can launch a tennis ball up to 220 feet! Although i would expect that you may look a little bit physco with a bit pull terrier in one hand and a slingshot in the other.
11. GPS tracking device for you dog
GPS is everywhere today and this device lets you locate a lost pet but will also alert you via computer or cell phone should your animal reach a pre-set area of your home.
12. Silent Dog Toys
Dogs love toys that make squeaks and sounds. You probably hate them. Soniks squeak toys are the solution because they use ultrasonic sounds your dog can hear but you can’t. Your dog is happy and so are you. Humans can only hear up to 25,000 Hz but your canine will love this toys that make sounds in the 25,000+ to 35,000 Hz range.
13. Sushi Dog Toy
If you love sushi, you can provide Spot with Sushi Pups, sushi-shaped toys which look very much like real plush tuna, salmon, uni and tuna bone maki. They are pretty but what dog loves sushi? But the bright color and unusual shapes appeal to Spot.
14. Death Dog Toy
Now your dog can attack and kill a 9-inch plush Grim Reaper toy. One caution: he could turn to the dark side after shredding this Death toy.
15. Flavoured Bubbles For Dogs
Chicken-scented flavoured bubbles for dogs? Yes, the JumBubbler dog bubble machine creates massive amounts of bubble for dogs to chase and taste. The idea of bubbles smelling of chicken may not appeal to your senses but dogs love them.
