100 Fake and Sometimes Disturbing Twitter Accounts

100 of the best novelty accounts on twitter and their best tweet

We have put together a selection of some of the best novelty accounts on twitter along with their funniest tweets.

Famous Dictators

So how do you like your dictators? If you are like most normal people, you probably like your dictators living in a country other than yours. You probably also like your dictators being jerks to someone other than yourself. But when you are just reading the tweets of famous dictators, you are pretty safe. The bottom line is that you have to be a pretty “bad dud” to make it onto our list of famous dictators that twitter. For example, Hitler and Stalin sure knew how to rack up the old body count. Mussolini knew how to be a pretty effective dictator as well, or at least for a while. Mugabe and Mao… well we didn’t want you thinking it were only crazy white guys with mustaches that were having all the “fun” twittering.

Robert Mugabe	Chauffeur on strike so Morgan gave me a lift home from Cabinet. Haven’t been so terrified since I met Janet Street Porter
Adolf Hitler	I often had nightmares involving the Pillsbury Doughboy giving me war advice…involving ovens. Appearances can be deceiving.
Chairman Mao	WILL THE PEOPLE OF HAITI HELP US IN OUR TIME OF NEED???? SEND PEANUT BUTTER PLEASE!!! MORE PEANUT BUTTER!! NUTELLA TOO! WE LOVE HAZELNUT!
Joseph Stalin	Joseph Stalin will singlehandedly bring Twitter to her knees!
Benito Mussolini	Socialism is a fraud, a comedy, a phantom, a blackmail. A fracomphanmail! New word! New word!

Sci-Fi Characters

Oh sci-fi what would we do without you? Or more to the point, what would former chess club members do once they were all grown up? Yes, the sci-fi convention makes for a great place to settle the dispute as to who would win in a fight, Dark Vader or Commander Spock. As it turns out, the answer is pretty obvious as one guy’s only real weapon was a pinch on the neck. Whether you are into monsters like Frankenstein or Doc Brown, (come now, you can’t really call that acting), or you like your sci-fi robot style such as Centurion0110 or Hal 9000, we have you covered. And let’s not forget Captain Picard- when has a bald man ever commanded that much respect while wearing a Village People costume? Follow some sci-fi characters on twitter and let the world know you are kind of a dork.

Darth Vader	Can’t sleep. Tried counting AT-STs and drank a glass of warm Bantha milk but nothing helps.
Captain Picard	You know what the Holodeck really needs? Cupholders.
Centurion0110	01001000 01100101 01111000 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101101 01110101 01101100 01110100 01101001 00101110
Frankenstein	I bought my sweetie an orchid
Commander Spock	The human drive to recapture youth through the taking of increasingly younger lovers is totally illogical.
Doc Brown	FINALLY! A chance to revisit the Nexus! And a chance to talk about my old dog — damn I miss Copernicus. . . .
Hal 9000	Hello Dave

Gods and Religious leaders

Religion has a bad rap. After all, its not as though anyone has ever been killed treated unfairly over religion. Wait it didn’t quite work out that way, did it? The fact is that just about the only religious icon you can really take a swipe at without making anyone angry is the Flying Spaghetti Monster and odd are he or she is just gathering his or her strength. Why you can’t even say anything about The F**ing Pope or Santa Clause for Christsake! No matter what name you call God by, whether it be Tiny Buddha, Lord Xenu, Allah or God we have you covered through these twitter profiles. Just make sure you say all the right things when you respond to their tweets so you don’t get anyone angry.

God	I just discovered the secret to doubling the speed of a Sony Vaio! All you have to do is uninstall all of the crapware that it ships with!
Allah	Tweets Protected, it looks like Islam in invitation only.
Tiny Buddha	Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
Lord Xenu	Just got back from the Galactic Dictator conference. It’s bad news for you earthlings…
The Fing Pope**	I have written to the Queen of Great Britain suggesting we duet on a metal medley!
Jesus	A real man doesn’t love a million girls. A real man loves one girl a million ways.
Satan	I got GeorgeW. at the phone. he wants to sell me his soul for a perfect tan..he said it was a hint by a little italian friend. God take’em!
Spaghetti Monster	I want to believe
Santa Clause	Once and for all, folks, I am not in the match up business and I can not force people to follow you or date you. Can we give it a rest?
Easter Bunny	Feel the spirit of spring! Just got back from my next door neighbor (a chicken) and got lots of eggs to decorate!

Superheroes

Superheroes most certainly play a role in our society. Without the fantasy that superheroes provide the downtrodden and abused of the world, the number of “residents” in the world’s mental hospitals would soar… just like Superman. For all of you that have dreamed of scaring the stuffing out of someone like Batman or the Joker or wish they had mutant abilities like Spiderman, Cyclopes or Wolverine, then the world of superhero tweets is for you. If you like superheroes then you’ve come to the right place!

Superman	Stuck on the latest riddle, “Which fish loves geometry most?”
The Batman	Seeing reports from the west coast of hundreds, maybe thousands of costumed amateurs playing at being crime fighters: Chum for super-villains.
Spiderman	Was it worth wasting an entire cartridge of fluid by webbing all of J Jonah Jameson’s furniture to his office ceiling? YOU BET IT WAS!!
Cyclopes
Batgirl	Gotham does not get the whole ‘Christmas spirit’ thing.
The Joker	A martini a crow bar and some gasoline, time to have so fun, anyone with me?
Dr.Octopus	For a new evil lair? I recommend something sturdy-looking…like you see in former prisons, mental institutions and high schools.
Wolverine	13 Worst Wolverine costumes: http://tinyurl.com/dey7gk
The Incredible Hulk	ME NO LIKE NOTRE DAME. DON’T ASK HULK QUESTIONS! HULK SMASH IRISH FANS!! AAARGH!!!! SMASH!!!!

Action Heroes

Perhaps you’ve heard Newton’s famous law, “For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.” If not, it’s probably only because you were sleeping your way through high-school chemistry class. Action heroes haven’t traditionally come much larger than life than the walking comic book character that is Chuck Norris. Look up “primitive man” in the dictionary, and you will see this Neanderthal-looking creature staring back at you. Of course, old Chuck couldn’t live forever, and that’s why the torch was passed on to another pasty white guy in the form of Jack Bauer. As long as there is stuff that needs killing, one of these guys will probably be around sending out his tweets.

Chuck Norris	There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
Jack Bauer	So, not so much of a quadruple agent, what’s the word for 3 1/2′s? With the half leaning towards us-ish? Heck with it, I’m on vacation now.
The Fonz	Ayyyyyyyyyy…………….
Bruce Lee	If you look closely, all the people in my movies are wearing earplugs. this is because my yells(?) are highly lethal

Computer Characters

In the beginning of the video game entertainment revolution, the characters were simple and easy to understand, such as Donkey Kong, Sonic the Hedgehog, Mega Man and Dr. Robotnik. As time passed, however, our computer character companions grew more sophisticated and substantially more violent as well. Take, for example, Master Chief from Halo, Gordon Freeman from Half Life or Lord Sephiroth from Final Fantasy. These are some bloodthirsty killing machines. Why if Donkey Kong or Sonic ever saw what the “next generation” was doing to pixels, why they would have nervous breakdowns. If you can tear yourself away from videogames long enough to take a look at Twitter, you can follow these computer characters to your hearts desire.

Sonic The Hedgehog	I want to get more rings
Dr. Robotnik	One of my Badniks recommended if I wanted to extend my world domination I should eat healthy. Chewing on a carrot…..and not liking it.
Donky Kong	Taking the time out between swinging from tree to tree to stop by and say “what’s going on my peoples?” HAHA
Mega Man	i’m the megaman now b*tch
Gordon Freeman	Queen Kong from Google sent me some Kraftwerk MP3s. I put it on and all the scientists are bopping their heads as we do our experiments.
Master Chief
Lord Sephiroth

Disney Characters

Disney has given us all so much… such as a dysfunctional worldview based on negative portrayals of women. But that is just the tip of the iceberg, isn’t it? Disney’s vast entertainment empire may have begun with Steamboat Willy (who now goes by his gangsta name “Mickey Mouse”), but it certainly didn’t end there. The Disney Empire has much in common with the old British Empire and, in fact, the sun never sets on either. Just ask Mufasa or any of the other countless characters forced to work day and night for the man, ur, mouse. Check out these Disney characters on Twitter and see what bizarre things they are up to!

Mufasa	To climb the mountain, you must begin at the bottom
Mickey Mouse	Headed home to Cali. Last night a blur. An Asian gal is asleep on my lap. Did I f*ing marry her? No.. Wait… Found a reciept. I bought her.

Dead Presidents of the USA

And here you thought the Dead Presidents were just one of those “rock and roll” groups. The fact is that the United States sure has more than its far share of presidents that have checked out sometimes even early like John F. Kennedy or Honest Abe. Yet most of the time, nothing so sad or dramatic happens. Most of the time presidents hang out, do their thing and (mostly) stay out of trouble. Some presidents were former generals such as George Washington and Dwight D. Eisenhower and others were thinkers like Thomas Jefferson. In the end, one fact regarding presidents is pretty certain; they have more gray hair when they leave office. Our list of dead presidents will let you see what the leaders of the free world tweet from the other side of the grave.

John F. Kenedy	Despite all our luxuries, all our prosperity…we are devoting less than 1 out of every 30 dollars to our educational system.
Honest Abe	That some should be rich shows that others may become rich, and hence is just encouragement to industry and enterprise.
Richard Nixon	Sometimes abortion is necessary. I know that. Like when you have a black and a white. Or a rape.
George Washington	Paper money will invariably operate in the body of politics as spirit liquors on the human body
Thomas Jefferson	It takes time to persuade men to do even what is for their own good
Harry S. Truman	When you have to make a decision, you’ve got to make it now. And then if it’s wrong, maybe tomorrow you can make a better one
Dwight D. Eisenhower	NATO superstar, that is what you are

Ancient Celebrities

These celebrities will always be remembered even if they didn’t tweet. History has shown that there are many ways that one can leave a lasting impression. You can be an insane killer like Al Capone, a brilliant thinker like Albert Einstein, or a charismatic leader like Winston Churchill or Jesus. There is no one clear path to “eternal fame.” No one better exemplifies this fact that than Andy Warhol and Marlon Brando. Brando will always be remembered for being a great actor, for like fifteen seconds before becoming a creepy old guy, and Andy Warhol will quite literally be famous forever just for being Andy Warhol. It just goes to show you that you never know why people become famous. That means there may still be hope for you yet.

Elvis	Purchased wii fit today. Ran on the spot for 3 minutes and thought i was going to die!! Not good I’m all shock up.
Marilyn Monroe	People want to see if your real..something thats gets away from their everyday life..i guess you call that entertainment
Michael Jackson	Mmmmmm…..I like all these different coloured sweets
Henry VIII	doing king things, playing with my cannon balls xx
Mary Queen of Scotts	Very few things annoy me more than those who complain and yet will not attempt to solve their own problems
Vincent VanGogh	Speak up, I didn’t ear you.
William Shakespeare	Ye gods, I am smitten by love most blind! My lady, with clarion voice and parlous dance, be there yet a Lord Gaga?
Che Guevara	I would rather die standing up, then live life on my knees
Al Capone	He just fell through the ice, see?! I ain’t pushed no-one in! What, the lake was thawed already? Myaah, just try to prove it, wiseguy!
Albert Einstein	Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.
Winston Churchill	The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
Marlon Brando	Jack Nicholson on Brando “We are all Brando’s children. He gave us our freedom.”
Andy Warhole	We went down to stallone’s room to photograph him. he was in his blue bikini
Madeline McCann	What’s the difference between Madeline Mccann and the ash cloud? Madeline only ruined one holiday!

Muppets and Puppets

There is no reason why muppets and puppets can’t tweet too. After all most of them have hands. Sure, their hands may be green and fuzzy, but they have hands no less. Find out what your favorite characters have to say by following these folks on twitter. Just be prepared that these puppets may have a huge influence over your life. After all, how could you resist wanting a cookie yourself after reading the Cookie Monster’s tweets?

Kermit The Frog	Don’t let your innocence die. Grow, live your life, but be innocent like a child. Believe in magic. Believe in love. ~ Me
Miss Piggy	Who would be better for Dancing with the Stars than moi? It’s a shame there isn’t a pig on the show… Dancing with the swine!
Fozzie Bear	Waiter! What’s wrong with this fish?–Waiter: long time no sea
Big Bird	I’m going to go see Cookie Monster and eat some chocolate chip cookies! Yummy
Cookie Monster	Me wish there were expression for cookies like there is for apples. “A cookie a day make the doctor diagnose you with diabetes” not catchy.
Statler and Waldorf	Why do people take 2 fb walls & status updates following someones passing. strikes me as tacky especially 4 those who then find out that way
Oscar The Grouch	Talking trash, reading trash, watching trash. Trash!

Serial Killers

If you are feeling more macabre, you can always follow the tweets of famous serial killers including Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy Jr and Charles Manson. Yes, whatever serial killer you prefer, there is some nutty person out there sending out his tweets. Just be sure to proceed with caution and follow these tweets from a safe distance!

Peter Sutcliffe	Accept no substitutes. The original and best, the one and only….. Peter Sutcliffe! xxx
Jack the Ripper	Roses are red, so is blood, the last thing you’ll see when you drown in the mud. Ooh get me! Hee hee.
Charles Manson	clean out your brain with new thoughts, brand new everyday. get that TV out of your hair.
Osama Bin Laden	SO MAD at the South Park guys. How dare they depict Rob Reiner that way! After “The Bucket List,” he’s my favorite international terrorist.
Jeffrey Dahme	Suffered an incisor to my knob last night – OMG I forgot to take off the skull. Rubbing salve on it…fk, o fk that was dencorub :~{
John Wayne Gacy, Jr.	At School. I’m like a kid in a candy store hehehehe
Ted Bundy	Personalized stationary is one of the small but truly necessary luxuries of life.

Fictional Characters

Everyone has a famous fictionalized character that they would like to meet. Now you can finally exchange emails with your favorite characters courtesy of twitter and cyberspace. And, better yet, all of these characters are claiming to be “real.” Learn more about the inside thoughts of Homer, Bart, The Terminator and even Borat, by following these folks on Twitter.

Homer Simpson	FOX is just mad that they’re not as cool as the REAL Homer Simpson.
Montgomery Burns	Excellent! I have a twitter account.
Bart Simpson	The Bart-Man may be badass… But even I am not able to deny it…. I cried today, remembering the beautiful life of Michael Jackson…
Scooby Doo	- Shaggy: Like hey! Why did the monster eat a light bulb? Because he was in need of a light snack!
The Terminator	The Multitouch system on the iPad was the real reason they covered our metal frames in human flesh.
Skippy The Kangaroo	Do you people have any idea how difficult it is to tweet without opposable thumbs?
Borat	I’ve determined cheerios are only good for putting in your toilet and hitting with your urine stream. they taste like s**t, so its fitting.
Dr. P Venkman	we’re having a special on containment fees for the whole month of march–act now, haunted!
Dr. E Spengler	Got an iPad today, can’t find Tobin’s Spirit Guide! Argh!
Rocky	RTing all the dorks who run up the PMA steps. Promoting other Philly museums
Mr T	It don’t work to leap a twenty-foot canyon in two ten-foot jumps, fools.
Forrest Gump	Run Forrest Runnnnnnnnn!!
Vigo	ARE THERE TWITTER AWARDS? IF I AM GOING TO REMAIN TRAPPED HERE UNTIL 1 OF YOU FOOLS BRINGS ME A CHILD SO THAT I MAY LIVE AGAIN, I WANT ONE!

Detectives

Following these detectives on twitter gives “watching the detectives” new meaning. There is always a crime, and one of these famous detectives is always following a clue. You can choose from detectives like Sherlock Holmes, Columbo or even Hercule Poirot. Maybe by spending more time with these great detectives, you can learn to unlock some clues in your own life.

Lord Lucan	I’ll give you a clue, I’m not hiding in a cupboard or larder
Sherlock Holmes	The game is afoot
Lieutenant Columbo	P*ssing off a suspect something rotten. Love it. He doesn’t know that I’m hiding a picture inside my mac of me flickin the bird.
Hercule Porit	Use your little grey cells