15 Geek Inspired Robot Wallets

Check out the following 15 wallets that are inspired by the world of robotics.

1. 50ft Robot Man

Sooner or later, the machines will become self-aware and take over. It’s only a matter of time until your toaster is the head of your household.   Obviously we can’t beat the robots; they have lasers. Humanity’s only hope is to join the them, so show your support with a robot wallet.

2. Robot Art

“Awesomebots” are drawn by a six-year-old.

3. Robot Vs Bear

I’m betting $5 on the robot and its lasers.   Pew pew.

4. Tyvek Robo

This wallet is made of Tyvek.   Do you know the express mail envelopes that you cannot rip open?   Yeah, they’re made of Tyvek.   Strong enough for a man, but made for a robot.

5. Sexy Robot

This is drugs.   This is your TV on drugs.   Any questions?

6. Pip Boy Robot

Typical robot.   “Greetings from California!   Now I’m going to shoot you with my lasers.”   Pew pew!

7. Paper Robot

This is a DIY paper wallet.   Cheapskate.

8. Bulls Eye

Never buy anything with robots and bull’s eyes.   It’s just a bad idea.

9. Tidy Robot

I think the robot is pimping out the dog.   What’s this world coming to?

10. Skull and Smoke Robot

God help us.   When the robots attack, stick your head between your legs and kiss your butt goodbye.

11. R2D2 Wallet

You have to respect R2-D2 for two reasons: 1) He’s on Twitter. 2) He cusses more than anyone I know; the FCC has to censor every word.

12-13. Autobot and Deception Robot Wallet

If these Autobot / Decepticon wallets don’t change into robots, send them back.   Truth in advertising, people!   (Note: This counts as two.)

14. Spaceship Robot

Screw Atari.   I had an Intellivision.   Where’s my BurgerTime duct tape wallet?

15. Hail to the Robots

Hail to the robots. :’(