13 Bizarre Video Game Sex Toys

Sex and video games can be combined so you never have to leave the house.

1. Rez with Trance Vibrator – PS2

Rez on the PS2 has been described a  decent “music shooting” game, but it was also shipped with something called a Trance Vibrator. Like any curious gamer, Game Girl Advance tested it out on her lower regions with great success.

Now Rez HD is available on XBox Live Arcade but sadly with no Trance Vibrator, so you will just have to let your XBox 360 controller pulsate with the rhythm of the game.

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2. DS Vibrating Finger

Marketed as a way to reduce RSI from multiple tapping on your DS but i am sure a vibrating finger could have other uses

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3. Half Life Dildo

Now you can enjoy your erotic Half Life fantasies with a little help from Gordon Freeman.

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4. Electric Shock Gaming

If electric shocks help you to get your rocks off then purchase the Mindwire V5 and enjoy Halo even more. This shocking unit can be attached to your PS3, Xbox and even PC.

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5. Wii-do

The product site tells us all we need to know:

For the first time in Cyberhistory the Wii-do gives the possibility for an intuitive, easy, exchange of body-emotions using the Internet. It does not make a difference if your partner is in the next room or 1000 Miles away.

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6. The Idolmaster- Sex Twins

The super popular Japanese game – THE iDOLM@STER now even has a range of weird sex toys.

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7. Xbox Massager Program

Billed on Microsoft marketplace as a tool that gives you the ability to control the rumble intensity and pulse.

It does not take a genius to imagine how this could be used for more sexier purposes.

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8. The Talk To Me Sex Toy

TheTalkToME gadget can be connected with any audio device and will turn vocalizations into vibrations. Now you can connect up your TalkToMe and enjoy yourself during the long cinematic sequences of your favourite video game.

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9. Techno Lust

TecnoLust is a wireless gaming device that once completed could offer multiplayer video game users the ability to enjoy sexual encounters.

When you encounter another player in a multiplayer game the unit initiates a process of electronic pulses which are sent back and forth electronically to arouse the senses.

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10. Eye Toy ““ Dildo

Not to be used on eyes, this EyeDildo is based on the Playstation EyeToy and has the ability to broadcast the internal image back to your computer screen.

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11. Remote Masseuse

Now you can give your special Xbox live friend a massage ““ be wary that she might not be a 18 year old hottie and is more likely to be a 45 year old male paedophile.

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12.  The Pelvatron 3000

Pelvotron 3000 – testing from ams on Vimeo.

Play Pac Man with pelvic thrusts!

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13. Sex Box

If you have time and electronic know how, then hook up your Xbox controllers 5VDC line and create a SexBox!

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