Feeling a bit stressed out by the current elections? Do the political ads leave you wanting to turn off your tv, lock the doors and unplug your phone? You’re by no means alone, and we’ve discovered some great sanity saving political toys for you!
1. Kitty Hoots/Doggy Hoots Political Animals: George W. by Fat Cat, Inc.
Upset over the enconomy? Tired of hearing about the war on terror? Fat Cat Inc. has come up with a line of toys that you can share with your pets. Now you literally can throw George W. to the dogs!
2. Hillary Clinton Political Toy by RFX Toys
While Hillary is no longer in the presidential race, you have to admit, she did make it exciting! Designed by John K. the creator of Ren and Stimpy, this political toy is sure to have a place of honor on the shelf of any Democrat. Comes in a hilarious “I’ll Take Whatever’s Left” box.
3. John McCain Life Size Cutout by Rubies
This 5’8″ card board cut-out of McCain can be used to show your support for the Republican Presidential nominee. Take him to the office as a conversation piece, hold lengthy discussions on your political views, or leave him at home to take care of the dog or cat. Just make sure they still have George W. to tear into before leaving them alone.
4. Barak Obama Political Toy by RFX Toys
Also designed by John K., creator of Ren and Stimpy, this political toy sums up Obama’s policy for change. Ships in his own ”Hope, Change, Wish” box. Be on the lookout for the “Joe the Plumber” figure so you can have your own debates.
5. Barbie for President 2008 by Mattel
While not quite the look of “Caribou Barbie” aka. VIce Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin, this Barbie doll is most likely the closest we’re going to get. With her brunette hair, blue and pink pinstripe suit, and armed with her very own cellphone and laptop, she’s ready to tackle any political question you throw at her. After a long day in the Oval Office, she’ll be ready to dance the night away in her pink satin Inagural gown. A rare few come with limited edition puppy dogs, however most do not come with the dog. It’s unknown at this time if Mattel plans to issue a hunting version.