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  1. DW

    I used to have a ‘Greedy Nigger Boy’ money box and I didn’t turn out racist!

    That is not to say I approve of such toys, but I do wish I still had it, because they are worth a fortune now.

  2. Golliwog was the first black doll to hit the otherwise white-only doll shelves, it brought diversity and also he was portrayed by his creator Ms, Upton as a jovial and gallant hero (he also appears in Alan Moore’s LoEG:Black Dossier as a hero), he is not racist, but a breakthrough.
    It is as if you said that Uhura in the original Star Trek was racist because she was the ship’s receptionist.

  3. not_everything_black_is_racist

    What part of that Obama doll is racist? Last time I checked, Obama was indeed black. If someone made Bush-monkey doll, no one would say that there is anything wrong with that.

    As stupid as being racist is, it is equally stupid to say that every product that has, or doesn’t have black people in them, is racist.

  4. Wankle Bonker

    Barrack Obama sock puppet looks more like George Bush!!!

  5. i am pretty sure these are off the shelves now.

  6. D_Right_One

    Just the fact that you wished you had one for sale shows moral corruption. Not racist, but corrupt.

  7. Audrey

    The list is unbelievable enough… then you read the comments. Sheesh. All of these toys are NOW inappropriate regardless of how “breakthrough” they were way back when. The fact that the Gollywog was the only black doll on the shelves and it doesn’t even look like an Afircan-American is sad. It’s about misrepresenting people of color (or any ethnicity for that matter, I’m sure there are stereotypes about white people that they don’t appreciate), and acting as though it is acceptable. Thanks for the list.

  8. Chuckles

    None of these toys are racists. Check out a dictionary if you are unsure. Is my Action Man racists just because its a white man?
    Whoever posted this page is a twatting shit stirrer.

  9. Unknoqn

    Yeah, alright. So what your saying is, that when white people are racist, it’s not cool, but when any other color other then white is racist, it’s just fine and dandy?

    I think that makes you more hypochrites than anyone.

  10. The_Juggler

    I cant see anything racist with these toys. Just because they feature black people doesn’t make them racist. As for the names, they’re just from what was right at the time, again not racist.

  11. Loomis

    You can still buy Golliwogs in the UK except that the Politically Correct assholes now say that you have to call then Gollys instead of their real name of golliwogs.
    They were called Golliwogs long before Golliwog became an offensive word, so they should still be called Golliwogs.

  12. dragon

    Stupid haoles. Got your “nigger” privileges taken away and now you’re all mad. Stupid haoles.

  13. Mo

    Illuminating collection, thanks for posting it.

    I should learn to never, ever read the comments on posts like this. I guess they do provide the irony though, don’t they?

  14. Woah

    A – I promise these toys are racist. P r o m i s e. To say they “feature” people of color is like saying that the taco bell dog “features” mexican attributes.
    B – Man, this shit is fucked up.
    C – it’s not that simple with racism (OH WHITE PEOPLE ARE RACIST BUT OTHER PEOPLE ARENT AARRHH) and you know it.

    It seems more like certain folks get frightened at the thought of the currently-in-place racist system being challenged.

  15. Woah

    Also,
    How the HELL is the “greedy nigger boy” and “nigger makeup” not racist?!! What planet do you live on?!

  16. Jefferson Davis

    I don’t see why the Obama sock puppet is racist. People used to draw George W. Bush as a monkey all the time because, well, he kinda looked like a monkey. Obama has just as big of ears, so what’s the problem? Why is it racist when it’s Obama, and not racist when it’s Bush?

  17. Scott Aldridge

    I understand some of these, but seriously, just because something is black doesn’t mean it is racist. That’s like someone saying that just because something is white it is racist. I mean, you can’t even sing nursery rhyme without them being racist. And people seem to forget that judging someone because they have white skin is equally racist. I mean, I said the colour black in an art lesson and someone said, “oh you racist.” I mean, WTF?

  18. Anarcho-Buddhist

    I actually find that baby in a watermelon thing unaccountably righteous. It’s like the laughing Buddha, a figure of transcendent energy.

  19. Lucy

    Beautiful and hilarious. And all of them would be great to annoy libtards!

  20. “Racist toys are not just the play things of our grandparents. This monkey sock puppet of American Presidential hopeful “Barack Obama” was only released last month! (thankfully it’s no longer available for sale)”

    Oh please! Obama is a mindless puppet in a suit. It fits him perfectly whether people like you agree or not. He was only voted for president because everyone who disagreed with him was being labeled a racist, because he was the first black guy ever to run for president. Get over it. Making him president was a huge mistake and everyone who voted for him will see that in the end.

  21. White power

    I hate Niggers

  22. think

    last i checked the mascot of a major college is the ‘Fighting Irish’, that is racist against Irish folks, but thats ok, because if yer making generalizations/stereotypes of someone who cant get a tan it cant possibly be racist.

    seriously folks, everyone gets picked on, once we stop raising huge fuss all the time it will stop mattering.

  23. binary68

    Golliwog toys are for sale in the UK, and why shouldn’t they be?

  24. Steven Colvert

    Bad messing !!

  25. Anti-Racism

    I thought these were supposed to be racist.

  26. Yeah – some of these are a bit disturbing, but at the same time a lot of these comments seem to be rather loosing touch with reality a bit. I always rather liked the gollywog – though i never owned one. It looks a quirky and rather likable character – it would never occur to me that it could be offensive in itself (as opposed to people using it in a negative way, as people do everything). One might as well accuse Micky Mouse of being ‘mousist’ because he is such a stylized and unreal mouse. Or Barby dolls anyone? Or the Aunt Sally doll or GI Joe? Racism must be one of the most odious and brain-dead things humans have – but it seems to me that it does a dis-service to real racism when arguments on the subject get so silly and when some people desperately look for the negative ways of looking at even the most harmless things.

  27. Tom

    Obama wasn’t the first black guy to run for president, only the first selected as president.

    I could also swear that someone did indeed make a Bush sock monkey. Of course since it was Bush it was OK and they probably got a .gov grant to fund it. The only difference was the color. Oh, and while I’m thinking about it, technically the OSM can only be HALF-racist if one holds to the liberal definition that racism against whites isn’t racism at all.

  28. To all the people who took this seriously and whined about this post: chill out. It was meant to be for comedic purposes. If you take offense to “nigger” jokes, then don’t click on the link that says, “Ten of the most racist toys ever made.” Dumbasses.

  29. Jay

    Hey Marebear,

    TheSock Obama is available and has been for over a year. It would serve you well to know what your talking about or do you always just spout off without checking your facts?

  30. Light

    People who have never had to endure any type of racial discrimination cannot possibly fathom what it’s like. By racial discrimination, im not only speaking of racism towards Blacks, but also Hispanics, Whites, Asians, and last but definitely not least, Native Americans (who are so often brushed under the rug and pushed to the side as if they are a dirty little secret). Racism is defined as:
    the prejudice that members of one race are intrinsically superior to members of other races..
    That means that if ANY person of ANY race considers their race to be superior to others, they are racist. In my opinion, most white people, who make up the majority of the American population, cannot truly understand what it means to encounter racism on a day-to-day basis. While some may hear the occassional “all white people are good for is….” or “white people are so [insert negative attribute here],” they do not experience the inundation of negativity towards their race that minorities feel from many outlets, the most powerful being the media. Although America has made great strides towards equality, not just for race, but gender and religion as well, hundreds of years of racism and a feeling of entitled superiority die hard. To those who say that MANY people overreact to the slightest racial insensitivies or to those who say that SOME people are just waiting for a sob story hoping to sue and make a quick buck, i say you are absolutely correct. However, those who have not lived through the daily racial injustice that is the reality for many non-whites will never understand how truly racist this country actually is. Is this country’s ingraned racism an excuse to succumb to low expectations? Absolutely not! But those of you who are not minorities do not realize that although our constitution declares all men equal, a solid 80+% of Americans do not.

  31. ihateyouall

    6 reasons why racism is unimportant
    1. racism is everywhere between any and all races
    2. it always has been
    3. it always will be
    4. no one is openly racist unless theyre with a group or on the internet so you honestly cannot tell who is racist 90% of the time
    5. there are more important things out there than “these people dont like me”
    6. be happy people are using you and your race in a stereotypical way to make themselves feel better, you are impacting their lives without even having to say anything to them or about them so your being is important and significant

    grow up and leave the petty, childish things to the petty, childish simpletons

  32. Moos

    i cant see problem with the portugeys shooting game if ppl want to shoot niggers its better they shoot toy niggers???

  33. these toys aren’t really racist, but the ones including the words “nigger” are terribly offending. i am not racist at all but why is it whenever a toy including a black man or women racist, the only reason i do see is because of what the toys meaning was , like the offending “greedy nigger” toy. I hate racisim. what is most annoying is that ever time a toy of a black person apears, it is soon wiped off the shelfs

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  35. Kate

    I think a lot of you people have lost touch with reality.LOL

    ALL of these toys are offensive AND racist. This has nothing to do with “political correctness.”
    There are people in the UK who are of darker skin: African descent, Asian and middle eastern who are called “wog” or “golliwog” everyday because of their skin color.
    Not to mention the fact that I’ve never seen an African American or any black person for that matter look like any of these toys. Most of these toys are a caricature of , dare I say it: A Black Minstrel Show!! The Asian spectacles are phucked up!

    Common SENSE ALERT: Any toy featuring “black face,” meaning “fire engine red lips,” “Charcoal face paint,” and wild straw hair is “Jim Crow racist!”

    Btw, blacks have been called monkeys since the beginning of slavery, so therefore the Obama toy IS racist.

  36. Jay

    Kate,
    Lets see here…there are only two schools of thought when it comes to our origins. We either were created by God or we ALL evolved from primates. Take your pick. If you belive we were created then we were ALL created equal. If you belive we evolved then we are ALL equal. Just because people poke fun at other people doesn’t make them racist. People like you cry and whine for tolerance but have none of your own. TheSock Obama is funny because Obama looks like a sock monkey. Whos’ fault is that? God or the monkeys?

  37. J

    Racism in today’s day and age is isolated. It’s surely there, but being racist is a social bullet to the head… unless you want to hang out with other racists… then you’re on your own you fucking redneck! The perception that it’s still ‘everywhere’ is fueled by the media’s constant eagerness to jump on any instance they can and shove it in everyone’s faces. It’s not healthy for ANYONE, and it’s for sure not good for our country as a whole. And people say it’s ‘ok’ to make fun of white people or the fighting Irish or whatever they’re talking about because IT IS! I could care less if they say I can’t dance. I could care less if someone cracks stupid ass jokes about me. I’m not worried about it. I think the TRUE RACISM in this country is the sad sad SAD lack of clever white people jokes. I could rattle off jokes about blacks, indians, jews, retards and even WOMEN! but white guy jokes? eh…
    With that said, there’s nothing racist about hating all these fucking loser gangsta wannabe black kids in the suburbs listening to shitty rap music… as long as you hate the white kids who do it too!;-) USE PROPER GRAMMER!!!
    And these toys are so racist it’s hilarious… except the Obama one. If you don’t like it then don’t buy it. Ask Obama what he thinks. He probably has two. Oh wait, you don’t care what he thinks. You just wanna feel superior to everyone else by spouting half-assed moral rhetoric about how inappropriate it is. YOU ROCK!

  38. Zavian

    I cant believe how stupid people are. Its funny what people choose to forget. How is the Obama monkey racist but the George Bush one not? Well in case you have forgotten black people have been referred to as monkeys from the slavery era. Thats the f*****g difference. And whoever posted they hate n*****s can suck their fat f*****g mother and die. Pricks!

  39. Jay

    Sorry Zavian,
    Some of us will not put up with the double standard that you hide behind. To say that it is ok for a Bush monkey and not an Obama monkey makes you the racist! BTW
    anglos were called monkeys by the Japanese and were enslaved by the islamics for over 200 years (in case you forgot or didn’t know) So why don’t we see the anglos boo whoing? Because we are not stupid enough to get caught in that trap!

  40. katherine

    i find this very pathetic and unbelievable. i didn’t know racism had it that bad,but of course white people will always run racism in their family and make us look like a circle. i’m suprised that if a white or a korean person calls us”nigger” its reffered as racist but if a black person calls a white person a”cracker” then that’s okay? everything negative coming from a white person’s mouth about black people is reffered racist!

  41. jane

    How is Hitler’s car racist?

  42. admin

    There was a rumour that Adolf Hitler told racist jokes…

  43. WRosencratz

    From looking at these G*d forsaken “toys” and some of the comments here, it is clear that so-called “White” people have a very long way to go to accepting a post-racial society. You wonder why we “flood” your countries with millions of People of Color every year? Look no further than these child race-hate brainwashing devices. Maybe in 200 years when you are all mixed race yourselves, you will then learn that it is wrong to hate on other races of people.

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